The proof is in the paper?

Well, here it is! The final marks and paperwork of my degree have arrived - the wait is over....

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, you are reading that correctly. I am now the (very) proud owner of a Ba (hons) First Class Degree. All the blood, sweat, tears, tantrums, sore back from sleeping on understanding friends' floors/sofas (without whom none of this would have been possible) and the ball-busting dedication and effort I put in have finally paid off (and crippled me financially/emotionally/physically/mentally). Now I just have to make a living out of it!